The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”
mom: how r u doing in school??
HAHAHAHA AT THE HIGHSCHOOL I WENT TO THAT SPELLS C A F
I have two Rhodesian ridgebacks (African) ^.^
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'did you get home safe'
'i can't wait to eat your ass'